some days I hate my curves. I hate my hips, my thighs, my ass, my stomach, my arms and sometimes even my tits… There are days when I love them… but damn it there are days that I wish i looked like her…
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present to you the destruction of the sanctity of marriage.
is it just me or does NPH have this “shit i don’t want to be in this costume or taking this picture… wheres the nearest liquor store.” facial expression in BOTH Halloween pictures… lmfao
(Source: buzzfeed, via most-awkward-moments)
why do girls look so good in over sized sweaters and messy buns but when i do it i look like i stepped out of a meth lab
(Source: mariannesfaithfull, via witchyroses)