My birthday is tomorrow. Not only do I get paid, but I also get to wake to to an amazing Guy and get hammered that night too. :) I’m making carrot cupcakes tonight :)
every american i’ve talked to on skype asked about bagged milk so far
what the hell is bagged milk?
IT’S JUST MILK
IN A BAG
WHY IS THIS SUCH A STRANGE CONCEPT
BECAUSE IF YOU OPEN IT, DOESN’T IT GO EVERYWHERE?
HOW DO YOU EVEN
WHAT THE FUCK IS BAGGED WATER
made my day!
It’s a toss up on the whole voting deal right now…
1-I totally think we are DONE having a black president… we got him… it was not what we expected… and alot (not all) of black people got some sort of ego boost due to the fact that a “black” is running a country that as once HUGE on slavery… so they felt justified? or maybe they felt that by Obama being president was a giant “sorry we fucked up your ancestors” apology… i dunno
2- From what I’ve heard, read and seen from Romney… he should be shipped to a far far away island where it is only RICH WHITE MEN…. cause obviously he has NO concern for female rights. We (as women) have busted our non-existent-balls for centuries just to be able to somewhat be considered equal to men… which is total bull shit… cause without all us fine women, men would die off… plain and simple… don’t think that just cause your the one that ended up with the big outside privates doesn’t mean your any more important than us in the game of life… A MAN should NOT be making the decisions on what WOMEN should be doing with their body… plain and simple…
3-Worst dilemma yet… I don’t wanna vote for either one of these fuckers… I feel like this year we are being forced into voting for “the lesser evil” both aren’t exactly what we need in the white house… but they are the only ones running so you have to choose between them… sooo… either don’t vote… possibly have a women hating asshole come into office and end up having to move to Canada so that I can choose what I do with my Lady parts… or vote… and have the EXACT SAME THING happen… Honestly I would choose Obama… ONLY! because he is the LESSER OF TWO EVILS! not because I like him or think he did a wonderful job running the country or anything… but because I as a women cannot stand aside and let some bigoted man tell me what I’m allowed to do to my body!
So FUCK YOU ROMNEY! I hope your dick falls off, and I wish I could hope one of your sons has a daughter that for some un-godly reason she gets raped and pregnant… so that you can see the pain and destruction that shit causes… but then again I would never want something like that to happen to any other human being and I know even if it did happen… You probably wouldn’t give a shit, or even change your mind…
Shit.. I gotta go to work… peace!
Happy birthday to my friend starshine!
Watching The Never Ending Story. Stoned as fuck with my boyfriend :)